Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Cougar That's Me or am I a Grown Ass Woman

Cougar That's Me
  Being a cougar is a positive thing.

I am 43 years young full of life and zeal.  I have been single for the past 4 years and I think I like it. Being single is the total opposite of you labeling or not labeling the relationship you are in. If you are emotionally involved with someone in a way that consumes your time and thought life, or if you're giving away your heart or your body to another person in an intimate way, then you aren't really single. What’s more, you’re not being single in the way Scripture envisions this time of your life, a time that allows you to “concern yourself with the Lord’s affairs and how you can please him.” (1 Cor. 7:32) Instead of using your singleness to the Lord, you’re actually finding short-cut ways to avoid it.

Don't get me twisted because I quoted a scripture.  I have my flaws just like everyone else does; we all have sins and vises. One of mine has recently become younger men or as I like to call them "Baby Boi's". I think the term as been coined "Cougar".  I looked up the word cougar and according to the definition I found.  Cougar it depends on the region you are you are in this mammal is of the "Felidae" family.  The cougar has several 
names Puma, Mountain Lion, Mountain Cat, 
Catamount or Panther.  Now if I am correct I am a human: with a highly develop brain and the capability to problem solve, speak a language, abstract reasoning and introspection. So why am I being labeled as a "COUGAR?"

According the Urban definition a "COUGAR" is A 35+ year old woman who is on the hunt for a much younger, energetic, and willing - to - do anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey".  To me that is a little hardcore. In my refined Shannae-Nae voice “I’m a Lady” I like this definition better.   


Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single, who is sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, who only talk about their insurance premiums and have the TV remote control attached to their hands. Cougars are attractive, in their sexual prime, who know what they want and aren't afraid to go after it. BIG misconception is that they dress cheap, wear hot pink nail polish, animal skin prints and are not-so-attractive old-looking hags with bleached hair (Yeah those women exist, but they are NOT cougars). True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures that have made their successes on their own, have real brains, usually with expensive cars/homes, and are real head turners. Cougars seek younger men, and don't have to sneak up and attack...they know their younger mates are eager to get an experienced woman who won't ask if they'll call them the next day.


Now that we have a definition of a “Human Female Cougar” I would like to change the name to “Grown Ass Woman” Because that’s what I am a “Grown Ass Woman” That knows what, how and who she wants.                     

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